Monday, April 7

Gary Busey: High on Dogs

What color is the sky in Gary Busey's world? If you had any doubts after this year's Oscars, when he gave Jennifer Garner a poorly received red carpet neck nuzzle, check out the following anecdote from Maxim.
What was the freakiest thing you ever snorted blow off of when you were a prominent coke fiend?

I came home one day, took off my windbreaker, and three bindles of cocaine fell to the floor. Well, my dog, Chili, who has short hair, came in and laid on her back with her legs in the air, and she rubbed all my cocaine on her back and side. I yelled, "No, Chili! No" So I got a straw, and I started brushing her hair and snorting where I saw cocaine. Back, butt, side -- not a spot was left. It took me 25 minutes to snort all the cocaine the dog had on her coat. The fringe benefits of this were that the fleas, the dog hair, the mud, and the sweat went in my nose, too. It's not a good flavor coming off the dog.


For more chuckles, check out this clip from the reality (if you can call it that) show "I'm with Busey."

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