Thursday, August 30
It wasn't me -- I didn't do it
I never could see the resemblence myself, but enough people have remarked over the years that I "look like Joey," aka the critically acclaimed thespian Matt LeBlanc, that it's probably not a coincidence.
Sure, I'm flattered when tourists in Times Square ask me to sign autographs ($10 per item, and of course I can make it out to your grandson). And I always get a laugh when I saw "How *you* doin?" in my best Tribbiani manner.
But I'm not him. So for all you process servers out there, trying to hand a subpoena to my main man Matt TheWhite as he faces a $1 million lawsuit from his former business manager, keep outta my face.