Loved these songs, "If You're Into It" and "Sellotape," from Sunday night's episode of 'Flight of the Conchords.' (For non-Brits, Sello tape = Scotch tape)
Thursday, July 12
Wednesday, July 11
Tuesday, July 10
Friend of a friend Max Gross wrote this article for the New York Post about how Seth Rogen's star turn in 'Knocked Up' is making schlubby sexy.
Because of Seth Rogen, I’m so getting laid.Gross hit Bryant Park to see if the Rogen effect was as strong in practice as it is in theory. And what do you know -- he got digits the discerning woman in this photo.
Suddenly, dieting and grooming don’t seem so important. Lovable geeks, particularly those with razor wits and difficulties with condoms, can still get a babe like Katherine Heigl.
At a recent screening, a co-worker of mine heard two knockouts discussing Rogen’s charms. “That’s what I need,” one said. “A dependable loser.”
Ladies, look no further!
“He’s kind of like Jack Black, which is what I like,” says Nicole Herold, an extraordinarily beautiful blond-haired actress and model when asked about Rogen. “I mean, people use what they have - it’s not about looks.”As a happy postscript to this story, immediately after it was published my friend was talking to a female coworker who loved Rogen in 'Knocked Up.' My friend set up his coworker and Max, and several weeks later they're still going out!
I shyly ask for her number.
“Sure,” she says.
Thank you, Seth! You’ve won one for the schlubs.
Monday, July 9
Thursday, July 5
Tuesday, July 3
She was the perfect weight and cool-to-the-touch, though I could easily imagine her getting pretty hot during conference calls. I turned her on. She jumped to life, her hi-res screen glowing, her slide-lock pulsing. My breath became short. Slowly, I slid my right index finger just above her chrome ring and unlocked her. She responded to my touch and soon we were somewhere else, a home screen or something.It only gets worse when Rob introduces the iPhone to his starfish. Ick.