Thursday, June 28

Dick Cheny is the Harlem Globetrotters as....

Jon Stewart on Dick Cheney's latest attempted ass-rape of the Constitution, in which he:

1) Refuses to tell an oversight committee how many secrets his office keeps. The answer? That's a secret too.

2) Attempts to said oversight committee abolished. (As Stewart notes, it's not that easy to shoot an entire committee in the face, old man style, and then have them apologize to Cheney)

3) Claims he is not fully part of the executive branch because he casts tie-breakers in the Senate.

Watch the video clip for the insightful Harlem Globetrotters analogy. (Hint: it concerns their questionable membership credentials as part of the Scooby Doo gang).

As a postscript, the White House is now disavowing the Vice President's "outside of the box" constitutional argument, after a team of legal experts determined that the strategy was "Coo-Coo for Cocoa Nuts."

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