Friday, December 1

Today's coastal weather report

Sunny, with a PLAGUE OF FREAKING DORITOS at high tide.


Apparently a container fell off a ship near the Outer Banks, still intact due to their air-tight packaging. Good times for North Carolinan Cool Ranch lovers! (Dethroner asks: "Where are Doritos made that they need to be transferred by cargo ship? Keep vaguely Mexican-themed chip production local!")

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