Monday, March 13

Strawberries & Skim

....and a diet Pimms on the side, please.

It ssems the copious buttocks of spectators at the All England Lawn Tennis Club have run amok, forcing Wimbledon organisers to refit Centre Court seats to make them two inches wider.

Undoubtedly fans will now find something else to whinge about.

But it does not answer the unanswerable conundrum of the sport: Why do fans wear tennis warm-up suits to watch tennis matches?

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