I love the Groove Armada song "At the River" which states:
"If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air/Quaint little villages here and there"
Yes, I am fond of those things, Groove Armada, but what is the "THEN" of your "IF" statment please?
Turns out they're borrowing from songstress Patty Page, who sang the above lyrics and then added:
"You're sure to fall in love with Old Cape Cod."
I can't tell you how much that had been bothering me...