Friday, January 13

A shower of justice and freedom


Those liberal communist Earth-loving gub'ment regulators want to take away my god-given right to buy a triple showerhead. Well they may win this round, but they can have my Commando 450 ("It's only used in the circus. For elephants.") when they pry it out of my cold, dead yet extremelly well-scrubbed fingers.

With a low-flow shower... We are weak. Ineffectual. Un-Kramer-like.


I just took a bath, Jerry. A bath! It's disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me.

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