Friday, November 18

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...

Too bad he has never cried.

Behold, 30 fascinating facts you may not have known about Chuck Norris:
-- Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

-- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

-- Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

-- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-- The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Visit Chuck's round-housing Web site, which includes an audio greeting and a "Farewell to Walker" letter.

Don't like Chuck Norris? Try Waxing the Hoff.

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