Wednesday, October 5

Marley Returns!

Bob Marley rises from the grave to sing about the oppression of "Legend"-loving frat boys.

"Don't let dean of students, Henry Riegert, fool ya, or even try to school ya. We'll get that bonfire going in time for da mixer, mon," Marley told the Sigma Nu chapter of the College of William and Mary in Virginia.

"Seriously, I'm such a huge fan that I've practically worn out my CD copy of Legend. It's the best fuck music," said Jason "Boner" Bonham, chapter president of the Zeta Beta Tau fraternity at Tufts University.

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