Thursday, October 6

La Divorce.....or not

They've split! No wait, they haven't! My God --- I just realised that I don't care!

Defamer weighs in on Nick & Jessica:
"Nick and Jessica have not separated," their spokespeople said. "Rumors to the contrary are simply not true."

Somewhere out there, a 15 year-old Jessica Simpson fan, unable to process information from events that have occurred since the first season of Newlyweds due to an elective lobotomy, slowly pumps her fist and whispers Yes!, her faith in the health of her favorite couple’s marriage unshaken.

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