Monday, May 9

Putting Jon Stewart's kid through college

To: Jon Stewart and the 'Daily Show' writing team
Re: Happy Birthday!

Sometimes it's just too easy. This stuff just writes itself! From the Times of London:
The capture of a supposed Al-Qaeda kingpin by Pakistani agents last week was hailed by President George W Bush as “a critical victory in the war on terror”. According to European intelligence experts, however, Abu Faraj al-Libbi was not the terrorists’ third in command, as claimed, but a middle-ranker derided by one source as "among the flotsam and jetsam" of the organisation.

A former close associate of Bin Laden now living in London laughed: "What I remember of him is he used to make the coffee and do the photocopying."

Say it with me, guys: Don't you just feel safer already?

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