Re: Happy Birthday!
Sometimes it's just too easy. This stuff just writes itself! From the Times of London:
The capture of a supposed Al-Qaeda kingpin by Pakistani agents last week was hailed by President George W Bush as “a critical victory in the war on terror”. According to European intelligence experts, however, Abu Faraj al-Libbi was not the terrorists’ third in command, as claimed, but a middle-ranker derided by one source as "among the flotsam and jetsam" of the organisation.
A former close associate of Bin Laden now living in London laughed: "What I remember of him is he used to make the coffee and do the photocopying."
Say it with me, guys: Don't you just feel safer already?