Internet prankster makes sport of publicity-hungry, non-cluetrain-boarding pharmaceutical company.
My regular birth control methods have failed me several times and I have the scarred uterus to prove it. I am excited to try out the sponge with my boyfriend Bob. He hopes to be a non-homosexual Sponge Bob. We are in a monogomous relationship together and share the same uncurable sexually transmitted diseases.
Where can I purchase the sponge in my area?
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