Tuesday, April 12

Newfound respect for Idaho

"WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!"

Idaho lawmakers are stepping up to recognise the excellent movie "Napoleon Dynamite." This is the kind of legislation I could really get behind. (It passed unanimously)

Some excerpts:
"WHEREAS, the friendship between Napoleon and Pedro has furthered multiethnic relationships;
WHEREAS, Uncle Rico's football skills are a testament to Idaho athletics;
WHEREAS, Kip's relationship with LaFawnduh is a tribute to e-commerce and
Idaho's technology-driven industry;
WHEREAS, Napoleon's tetherball dexterity emphasizes the importance of physical education in Idaho public schools;
WHEREAS, Tina the llama, the chickens with large talons, the 4-H milk cows, and the Honeymoon Stallion showcase Idaho's animal husbandry;

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that we, the members of the House of Representatives and the Senate of the State of Idaho, advocate always following your heart, and thus we eagerly await the next cinematic undertaking of Idaho's Hess family."

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