Friday, September 24

Super Freak Jeopardy!

The Answer: "Xanax, methamphetamine, Wellbutrin, Celexa, Vicodin, Valium, cocaine, Digoxin,and Chlorpheniramine."
The Question: What were the drugs found in Rick James' corpse?

Ok, I can understand Xanax, meth, Vicodin, Valium & Cocaine -- those are party drugs. Digoxin because crack is bad for your heart, mmmkay? Celexa because who wouldn't be a little depressed to know that your best superfreak years are behind you. But who knew that Rick had clogged-up sinuses? (Chlorpheniramine is an anti-histamine) And, in perhaps the biggest shocker, what about the mindboggling absence of THC in the bloodstream of a man who wrote an entire love song to Mary Jane?

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