Wednesday, September 1

If your country has a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire....the A-Team

Following recent news of the A-Team's exoneration of all charges brought against them by the U.S. military, Face, Hannibal, Murdoch and B.A. are now tackling America's urgent security needs.

Threat: Terrorists detonate bomb loaded with nuclear materials in heavily populated area.
Solution: Murdock and Face (plus the requisite token female team member) knock on door of terrorist sleeper cell disguised as pest-control authorities. Meanwhile, Hannibal unleashes cockroaches in air vents to give terrorists the willies. Murdock and Face gain entry. While terrorists' attention is diverted, replace radioactive materials with horse manure. Later, when bomb detonates harmlessly, have B.A. deliver line, "Now that's what I call a dirty bomb."

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