Tuesday, August 24

VAST RIGHT-NIPPLE CONSPIRACY

Pg 6: JANET Jackson claims the George Bush White House used her notorious "wardrobe malfunction" to distract the country from the war in Iraq. Speaking about the exposure of her breast during a Super Bowl performance with Justin Timberlake, the paranoid pop tart tells the October issue of Genre magazine: "I truly feel in my heart that the president wanted to take the focus off of him at that time, and I was the perfect vehicle to do so at that moment . . . I mean, it's a bunch of bulls- - -. When you see [Michael Moore's] 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' it just confirms it."

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